Rene Descartes (1596-1650)
walked into a tavern and ordered a beer. When he set his empty
mug down the bartender asked him if he would like another. "I
think not," he replied, and instantly disappeared.
(1901-1976) was pulled over for speeding. The officer asked him
if he knew how fast he was going. Heisenberg replied, "No, but I
know where I am."
A friend of mine told me
he taught his dog to play chess.
"Wow! That must be one
smart dog!" I replied.
"Not really," he said.
I've beat him three out five times."
A physicist, a biologist, and
a mathematician observe two people enter a house and three
people leave. The physicist says the measurement must not have
been accurate. The biologist says they must have reproduced. The
mathematician says if one more person enters, the house will be
A nervous physics student
sat down for his final exam. The professor put his chair on his
desk and wrote the exam's only question on the chalk board:
"Prove this chair does not exist." The student's hopes faded as
he listened to his peers writing furiously. Suddenly he had an
inspiration. His two word response received the only A: "What
Q: What's brown and
A: a stick